This Lap Dance Went Horribly Wrong In The Worst Way Possible

I wish I could say this video is of a proud hard working stripper trying to do what the job requires of her. I wish I could say this is that dedicated dancer who goes the extra mile to satisfy her customers to get her money’s worth. I wish I could say this new trend that is happening in strip clubs everywhere was the cool new thing to do and you should go get a lap dance now and ask for this special treatment.

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I wish I could do all those things but from seeing the video tied to this story, I really can’t.

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This woman from Dallas was celebrating… some kind of occasion I imagine it being a birthday or bachelorette party of the sort or maybe she is just really into strip clubs. Which is totally cool, I find them to have reasonably priced drinks sometimes so it’s a win-win when I go with the guys.

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