As you know, spring break can be a time of grand ole times, good times and the occasional not so hot times. Oh, let me clarify. It WILL be hot. Temperature wise. Lady wise. AND Guy wise. It will be sweltering hot with abs and butts and everything in between. BUT(t) what I'm talking about is a little bit different... I'm talking about those 'not so hot' moments where you put on a bikini but didn't need to and then got an awkward sun tan or when you take a stellar photo with you and bae by the beach but then later you realize there's a crotchety old man in the background wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Yeesh. And though we cringe at the thought of those 'not so hot' moments, when they happen to you (and they will), they will make for a great story for your kids and their kids and their kids' kids about the time you didn't put sunscreen on and had a hand print in the middle of your chest like an asshole...so without further ado, here are the top 10 most epic spring break fails that WILL make you ugly cry [with laughter]..