Kate Upton topless, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen). Thank the heavens, the queen is back! Sure, you already were aware of this because of the reports of her being “a f**king diva” on the set of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but… screw it! Kate Upton has returned to wear she belongs, which is not wearing clothes in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Let the boobs historians and fantasy stat nerds note this is Upton’s third time gracing the cover (previously: 2012 and 2013, both momentous news days for men everywhere). Hell, I remember blogging to my heart’s content about it the last time she posed.