Teachers Reveal The Dumbest Questions Their Students Have Ever Asked

"Do you want us to write our names on it in English?" asked the puzzled white American teenager in our rural American high school English class. I STILL have no idea what she meant. Edit to add: She was born and bred in Texas. Comes from a long line of Texans. She speaks no other languages. She is not British. She's never been out of Texas. And I STILL have no idea what she meant. I didn't even respond. I just stared at her in disbelief.
Not a teacher, but in a history lesson, during year 11, we watched a recreation of the nuke that hit Hiroshima. The video showed buildings collapsing and a guy being vaporised. After the video ended there was a brief silence before this girl said, “would that kill you?”